He walks into the dairy aisle. "These are EGG-spensive!"
Contemplating if he can survive off of 4 eggs for the rest of the week, he moves along.
"You BUTTER believe I am gonna rant about these prices. Not only can't my wallet handle it, but neither can my mental state. We're both feeling low right now." He sighs and grabs a pack of butter anyway. "But, I do really need this or nothing's gonna get cooked."
Onto his next item on the list, something for comfort and less for necessity.
"You'll never believe it. I went to an Ice Cream trivia night and got CREAMED. To redeem myself I'm scooping up these ice cream tubs and showing them whose Sauce! I mean Boss!"
He grabs cookies and cream, peanut butter chunks, and mint chocolate chips.
"To bowl or to cone? That is the question. The answer, is the more affordable option, bowl because it's at home!"
So this punny shopper leaves the store. But he'll be back two weeks from now when he runs out of more stuff he forgot to add to his grocery list.
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